Things I do: 

• CEO/Co-founder/head-writer of Landline TV
• "New York's Next Internet Comedy Sensation" - New York Press
• "Webotainers Worth Watching" - Wired.com. Listed in parody over Funny or Die and My Damn Channel!
• Former editor of the humor site News Groper (Parody blogs from politicians, celebs, foreign despots)
• Some favorite entries: Al Sharpton, Hillary, Cheney, Obama,  Tom Cruise.
• Humor columns in the Metro New York.
  
• Caucus: More than a dirty-sounding word
• It's Tsunami Tuesday: Run for your Lives
  
• Writer of experiential hunting stories in Southern Alt Weekly papers (bounty, turkey, ghost) and strip club cuisine
• Eating Contest Champion